Our services

Our Services

Listen. You didn’t stumble here by accident. You’re a coach drowning in Canva graphics. A consultant who’s stuck doing busywork instead of building empire moves. A beauty boss or agency owner who’s been duct-taping your marketing together and praying for sales. You’ve been trying to DIY your way to seven figures with freebies and vibes, and it shows. We’re here to stop the madness and hand you the exact structure, strategy, and ruthless execution you’ve been missing. Pick your poison.

90-Min Pick My Brain

This ain’t therapy. This is me, inside your business, ripping apart the fluff you’ve been hiding behind. You show up with your chaos—“Why isn’t my content converting? Why am I plateaued? What the hell do I do next?”—and I unload straight answers you can’t Google. No sugarcoating, no templates, no “just manifest it” bullshit. In 90 minutes, you’ll walk out with more clarity than you’ve had in the last year of scrolling for hacks. If you’re not ready to hear the truth, don’t book this. If you are, buckle up.

CMO Retainer (12 Months)

This is not for baby businesses or side hustlers. This is for the heavy hitters—the ones ready to stop running their company like a lemonade stand and start running it like an empire. When you sign on, you get a Chief Marketing Officer in your back pocket, steering your strategy, cracking the whip on execution, and calling shots that actually scale. We’re not just making content calendars—we’re building the marketing machine that prints you money. You commit for 12 months because sustainable growth doesn’t happen in a weekend sprint. This is war, and I’m your general.

3-Day VIP Day

Don’t let the word “Day” fool you—it’s three brutal, back-to-back days of dismantling everything you thought was working and rebuilding your business into something actually profitable. Coaches, consultants, credit pros, tax experts, hair and beauty CEOs—you’ve been coasting on referrals and Instagram likes. Cute, but not scalable. In this VIP, we torch the dead weight, sharpen your offers, build the kind of marketing systems that flip strangers into clients, and leave you with a growth plan you can actually execute. It’s not a retreat, it’s not cozy—it’s a controlled burn that leaves you with a business that’s finally fireproof.

Who our services are for:

We don’t work with the “let’s just post and hope” crowd. We don’t do cute graphics or half-baked strategies that look good on Instagram but do nothing for your bottom line. We work with the people bleeding money because their marketing is a dumpster fire and they’re sick of watching competitors snatch their spotlight while they spin their wheels.

We work with leaders who are ready to face the hard truth: what got you here won’t get you there. You’re done playing small. You’re done posting like an intern. You’re done hoping for luck or magic to save your business. We’re here to strip it all down, call out the bullshit, and build a plan that actually moves the needle.

We work with people who know they’re sitting on an empire but don’t have the roadmap, the discipline, or the bandwidth to run it like one. We help you stop guessing, stop spinning, stop apologizing for wanting more. We push you to do the work you’ve been avoiding, to stop hiding behind excuses, and to finally make your brand undeniable.

We make sure your marketing doesn’t just exist—it dominates. Every post, every campaign, every message is designed to get attention, authority, and sales. We challenge your ego, hold you accountable, and drag you into a strategy that’s uncomfortable—but necessary. Because comfort doesn’t build empires.

If you’re ready to stop wasting time, stop settling for crumbs, and actually dominate your market, then we’re your people. We don’t babysit. We don’t coddle. We execute. Everyone else? Keep scrolling. Your business is already losing.

Who our services is not for:

We’re not here to babysit or stroke egos. If you see yourself in this list, close the tab now:

DIY junkies who think another $47 template pack or YouTube binge will magically fix their business.

Flaky business owners who ghost, cancel, or “forget” deadlines and then wonder why they’re stuck.

Wannabe CEOs who want champagne results on a gas-station-bottle budget.

Side hustlers who still call their business a “passion project” but aren’t ready to treat it like a real company.

Micromanagers who can’t let go, won’t trust the process, and secretly just want someone to blame.

Excuse factories who love saying “the algorithm hates me” instead of admitting their offer is weak

We don’t do fluff. We don’t do “good enough” or “let’s try this and see what happens.” Our services are for people who are tired of spinning their wheels and ready to explode their growth. We take your business, your brand, your message—and we turn it into a machine that actually makes money, builds authority, and dominates your market.

Our CMO Retainer isn’t just advice. It’s a full-scale takeover. We sit in your strategy, call out the gaps, and build a roadmap that turns chaos into cash. You get a partner, an executor, a strategist who won’t let your brand settle for mediocre. We hold you accountable, we push you to do the uncomfortable work, and we make sure every dollar, every post, every campaign counts.

Our VIP Days aren’t your typical consulting session. We come in like a hurricane, rip your brand apart, and rebuild it into something that hits hard and fast. You leave with clarity, actionable plans, and a game-changing strategy that doesn’t just sit in a folder—it gets executed, and it gets results.

And for those moments when you need to pick our brains, our 90-Minute Pick My Brain Sessions cut through the bullshit. No small talk. No fluff. Pure strategy, pure insight, pure fire to get your next move right the first time.

We don’t do this for everyone. We do it for the business owners, coaches, consultants, and agencies who are sick of posting like amateurs while their competitors eat their lunch. We do it for the leaders who want to scale, dominate, and actually see the results they’ve been grinding for.

When you work with us, you’re not getting another agency. You’re getting a partner who will drag your brand kicking and screaming into relevance, sales, and authority. Comfort zones are left at the door. Excuses don’t exist. We execute, we optimize, we win—and we make sure you do too.

If you’re ready to stop wasting time, stop settling, and actually make your business untouchable in your market, then it’s time. Because we’re ready. And trust us—if you’re not, someone else will be.